Mystery 145 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts has Amelia chanting the mantra: “I hate. I hate” over and over again, so who even needs to hear what happens? The vitriol of the salty, sarcastic one of the duo should be enticing enough, right?
Mystery 144 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts has the gang dressed up as old ladies and gypsies and it’s like, do I even need to say anything more? This is so on par with what we’ve all come to expect from this era of Scooby-Doo!
Mystery 143 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts has Shaggy dissing nerds at a comic convention and then dissing a meat head muscle dude at a country fair. What’s to take away from all this? Shaggy is a douche. But we guarantee it’s fun to listen to!
Mystery 142 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is all about cable cars and muscles! Yup, that’s it, cable cars and muscles! It’s certainly not about female super villains in tight pink catsuits or easily butthurt broflakes challenging Shaggy to a sail boat race to see how the strongest person on the beach is. Nope, just cable cars and muscles.
Mystery 140 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is all about Shaggy joining a beauty pageant. Nothing else matters in the face of Shaggy in a poorly fitting ballgown and a bad red wig. He doesn’t even shave for it! He doesn’t even shave! The second episode’s plot? Who gives a shit – Shaggy’s in drag for the first one!
Mystery 139 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts has Shaggy hitting his head and becoming a teen super hero on the way to a teen house party and Shaggy playing basketball on a racistly named team at the teen centre. So I guess what these new episodes are trying to tell us is that Shaggy is a teen. But then… where’s the rest of the gang?!