Mystery 122 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts has scarred us for life. That’s ON TOP of the scarring we underwent with just the last episode of Scrappy’s Birthday! I mean, what could be more disturbing/distressing than a dog in a human hospital, on her back, giving birth? How about a poodle that’s hitting on Scooby that’s not drawn like a dog, but a tiny woman. A tiny human woman that wants to bone Scooby. Every time we think we’ve seen the worst this series has to offer, it just keeps getting worse…
Mystery 121 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts has scarred us for life. No joke. This episode includes the short Scrappy’s Birthday. This isn’t an episode that shows a birthday party, oh no! This is an episode that shows us his birth. His mother, in a hospital, birthing Scrappy. It’s the scariest thing Scooby-Doo has yet to show us.
Mystery 120 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts has Scrappy, Shaggy, Scooby, and Scooby’s fun zone! I can’t begin to explain to you how wrong that is as a title. Scooby’s Fun Zone… along with a swamp with and a black knight. Should be great! Come along with us as he take this painful journey!
Mystery 119 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts has Scrappy, Shaggy, and Scooby in Mexico, in the American west, and in the darkest jungles of Africa. Except not really the darkest jungles. We get like, a single shot of a dark bush and then we’re in the plains. And it’s sunny! We have other problems with this episode (like all the Richie Rich/Scooby-Doo Show) but this one is the lightest of our problems!
Mystery 118 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts has our three boys dressing up like clowns to escape the wrath of man whose peanuts they ate, getting stranded on an island with dinosaurs, and following a sign onto a boat that they think is a cafe. Because don’t all these things scream Scooby-Doo?
Mystery 117 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts features a mummy, hang gliding, and Hollywood movie sets. Three places we’ve seen before and seen done better than they were done here. Are any of these ever going to be good? Listen and hate along with us!
Mystery 116 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is an exercise in futility. Why are we watching these? Why are they only 7 minutes long? Why is magic real? WHAT IS THIS?! We’re only two episodes into this new series… god help us all…