Mystery 81 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts has the gang in the Bermuda triangle and a guest with us! Mike MacDonald, author of the Choose Your Own Misery series, joins us to talk about why the hell these kids are on a catamaran in the ocean! Things get even weirder than that when a UFO shows up and then single eye… sea monster… things… yeah, this isn’t exactly one of the most cohesive Scooby Doo episodes. But it’s a fun time nonetheless!
Mystery 80 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts begins the belated season three of Scooby Doo, Where Are You? It’s also recently been packaged as season three of The Scooby Doo Show. So either way, here begins a season three! And it begins with a bang as the gang grab another boat and head off to an island where an ancient Native legend has been seen in the flesh. Or should we say feathers? Tune in to see why!
Mystery 79 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is the stat count for The Scooby Doo Show season two! We’ve come to the end of The Scooby Doo Show. Yes, we’re sure this is the official end this time! Distance travelled and property damage have been calculated and these teens continue to go through money like they’re Baby Boomers! Oh, wait… General stats have also been collected, from animation errors to the times Shaggy says zoinks. Billy as Team Jinkies is not looking so good next to Amelia’s Team Zoinks, but you’ll have to tune in to find out exactly how much!
Mystery 78 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is the end of season 2 of The Scooby Doo Show, and boy do we go out on a good one! The gang gets lost on their way to a nice beach for a fish fry-up so they decided to have their fry-up on a terrible beach instead. The logic behind this? Fred demands beach parties at every turn probably. While at the terrible beach they meet a sea monster who is said to have been thrown overboard with a curse and now it returns to steal people’s souls! Is that batshit crazy awesome or what?!
Mystery 77 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts is a doozy. You might want to sit down for this. Okay, are you sittng? Mystery 77 has the gang dealing with a time machine that had brought a bug creature from 5000 years in the future onto a cruise ship! WHAT?! This gang of ours has won a trip on a cruise that’s taking them to Tahiti. Not even here are they free of kooky mysteries! Tune in to hear some really world class analysis on time machines, a bug war that will lead to seven foot tall bug creatures in the distant future, and why in the hell someone packed long underwear for a South Seas cruise!
Mystery 76 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts brings the famous McCoy/Hatfield together with a witch that changes into a black cat in the Ozark Mountains. Tell me you’re not intrigued! Tell me you need me to say anything else about this to get you to listen! You do need more? Fine, here’s another reason, Aggie Motherfuckin’ Wilkins! This girl is the cutest damn lady you’re ever going to see! Still you need more? Check out the body horror in the GIF below. Hell yeah we talk about this!
Mystery 75 of Scooby Dos or Scooby Don’ts has the gang solving a car related mystery at the Grand Prix! You know this means the gang ends up ‘jacking a race car and blazing down the desert highway at top speed! And yet top speed isn’t as quick as when Scooby picks up the race car and Fred fucking Flintstone’s it with his feet down the road! We also have a large part of this episode without Shaggy because he gets his ass kidnapped. Unsurprisingly, things get done without him. I think we all know who needs to gracefully exit the group…*cough, cough* … Velma!